Ko asteroid strike).
Hongu, marisiti anoita seari kubereka setsuro muchikwama changu azere nemakadhi echikwereti neechipo, makadhi ekuvimbika uye mabhengi emari.
Ndosaka ndichishungurudzwa zvikuru nezvichangobva kuitika zvemabharani ezvitoro ane mutsauko wekuti “Ungada here risiti yako?” Kana kuti “Ungada here risiti?”Tora nguva yekutonga!
Ndinogona kunzwisisa "unosarudza risiti mubhegi rako?"kana kuti “ungada here kuti risiti itumirwe neemail?”;asi mubvunzo wakakomba wezvose-kana-hapana unonyanya kukonzeresa.
Ndishevedzei kuti ndiri kuchikoro chekare, asi ndinofarira kuita zvekutengesa sezvisina basa.Stop existential interrogation!Chii Chinotevera Mundima Yekubvunza Kusingaremekedzi Vatengesi?”Ungada kusiya mukaka muchirongo here?"Unoda imba yekukodzera ine kana isina latch?"
Munguva dzangu dzakashata, ndingada kuona “Unoda risiti here?”Mabharani akanyatsoburitsa foni yangu ndokuita seaida kutaura achiti, “Sniper in place?Tine dambudziko rekutapwa pano."
Ko asteroid strike).
Zvakare, kunyengetedza mutengi kubva parisiti kana "zvishoma, zvanonoka" mutengi asati amedza Slim Jim wake, anosvetukira mukombi yerori yake yechikara uye odzvova kuti atange kuchenesa (icho ecologically kutaura) sango risati rasvika?
Neimwe nzira, kusada kudhinda marisiti kungave nzira yekudzikisa mutengo. Hei, kana uri padhuze nekubhuroka kudaro, zviri nani uwedzere kundiitira zvakanaka kana kuti ndichakusaidzira pamusoro.(“Hongu, Ndinoda risiti yangu. Ikopi yerisiti yangu! Nemurwi wemanapukeni ebhokisi regirovhosi rangu. Nemamwe mapaketi eketchup. Handina basa kana ichi chiri chitoro chefenicha – ndinoda bhegi Rangu reketchup!”)
Nerumwewo, mabharani weStepford anogona kutevedzera mirairo yekambani kuti ape rumwe rubatsiro. Hei, kana kundiponesa kubva mukutya kupfekedzwa muhomwe yehembe kunounza mufaro, ndinogona kufunga dzimwe nzira dzekuti vawane mufaro. kurongedza weekend ino, ko kudiridza zvirimwa zvangu ndiri pazororo?
Kana vabatsiri vezvitoro vachiita zviratidzo zvikuru izvi, vatengi vanotarisira chimwe chinhu mukudzoka here? (“Zvakanaka, ndichatamba pamuchato wako, ndichasaina chikwereti chako, asi ndichafanira kufunga nezvekupa itsvo, Cindi uye Ini.")
Marisiti mazhinji haamboonekwi zvakare, asi kuona kupfupi kudonhedza yako paunenge uchinetsekana nebasa revatengi nezvekudzoka kwechipfeko chisina kukwana kana zvemagetsi zvisina kushanda nemazvo.(“Ini pika kuti ndakaitenga pano. Ndapota ndipeiwo chikwereti. Yakanaka, ine cherry pairi. Kwete, handikwanise kuratidza kuti ndakabhadhara cherries zvakare…”)
Kana vatengesi vachinyengerera vatengi kuti vatarise ongororo yemutero pasina marisiti, havasi kuvaitira zvakanaka. (“Ndinoziva kana ndiine risiti, ndinogona kubvisa printa yangu itsva, asi Zachary naW vanonyengerera kudaro.”)
Mirai kumashure, mabharani! Ndakakura panguva apo “chitambi cheumbowo hwekutenga” chaiita zvine musoro. Waipenengura risiti yangu kubva paminwe yangu inotonhora, ine muto.
Nguva yekutumira: Mar-01-2022